Detained

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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UrCapsLockOn 12

i bet ur guns are like bugz bunny's .. :P

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Sweetcupcakes123 6

Today, I found out that when an airport security person asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "Yeah, I'm the bomb!" while giving them a thumbs up, they won't take it very well. And neither will the rest of America.

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sefie21 1

At first I thought u were talking about boobs XD

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White_Knightspc 0

You sir are a tool. Bet you drive a hummer also.

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heyred 11

It's called "failing the attitude test," super genius. YDI

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foxmatrix15 8

U took out ur pythons from there cages? Ohh no the cops wouldn't stand a chance!!

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