Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0

Seems like you should've seen that one coming.

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McLaughlane 0

your ex is a ********. Neither one of you girls deserves that treatment. I hope he dies in a fire.

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mrose57 0

Does the guidance councelor at your Jr. High have summer hours?

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aquarius6 0

U don't want that anyways!!

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Pirate_argh 6

Well, if he was so exited, why didn't you just asked him, what the whole point of this meeting was? If he wanted a friendship, you should tell him to slow down on the compliments etc.. If he wanted a relationship, you should proberly do some thinking.. He would most likely not say, that he wanted to make his GF jealous.. Yeaah, i know it can be hard - but i guess you know now, why it's important to talk about.. It's a very common problem that women has .. Wait and see what happens..

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Phallus_fml 0

Really, honey, YDI for having accepted his invitation.

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plexico 3

At least he didn't use you to make her laugh!

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mommyof2 0

well at least u know u look better then his current girlfriend ...

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Stunt_fml 5

#18 is the only one with a sensible comment in this bunch. Whoever thinks a woman has the right to kick the man in his groin is a moron and should never have children. I don't think any lady understands the true magnitude of it. No matter how big of a jerk, cheat, liar, or dick he is, he doesn't deserve not to have the ability to have children. Some women, find that attractive. Deal with it and move on; stop being immature. Definitely not a FML or YDI: this just is.

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Crickets 0

I disagree.. there are circumstances where men shouldn't be allowed to have the tools to reproduce.

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scorpioserpent 1

agreed. World would be a better place if less dickheads reproduced.

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razzumfrazzum 0

So are you saying that it's perfectly fine for the woman who's obviously dumb enough to allow such a man to reproduce, to reproduce herself? For every dumb guy there's a dumb woman. Besides maybe his current girl deserved it and that was payback for something she did that was similar.

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pasiphae9 5

Some guys don't deserve to have kids. Peadophiles, for example :)

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unistudentb 0

Well at least she's the one stuck with the ********! Also, it means he considers you good looking enough to make her jealous! All in all not too bad...

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Vagrarian 2

I hope you learned from this. Never have anything to do with him again. He's just a user. Too bad you can't talk to his current and explain the situation....he deserves to be dumped.

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