Dicknugget!

By 3-wheeler - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML
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Top comments

SavageFOLK 0

does anybody understand how hilarious "wheel nuts" sound?

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astro_plastic 0

Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.

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Ecnassianer 0

YDI for leaving your car where people will take your nuts.

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BlargHonk 0

So they stole your nuts? That's got to hurt!

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lauramac23 0

As if op deserves it! We can't always park our cars in favourable areas sometimes the things we need to do are in the bad areas. I also highly doubt the people that say check your car, do so everytime they return to their car.

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FCChelsea 3

YDI for not protecting your nuts

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FYLDeep 25

Happened to Ron White when he got tires at Sears

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Q____ueen101 0

So? at least they didnt steal your whole car.

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KurouTenshi 0

rule #62 protect your nuts.

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aDropOfSunshine 2

Too bad she didn't just take your fake nuts...

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aDropOfSunshine 2

I don't know when I decided the nut thief was definitively female...

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Not sure about female but definitely a squirrel...

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Asstazztic 8

Look at the bright side, someone wanted your nuts ;) lol

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