Dicknugget!

By 3-wheeler - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML
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SavageFOLK 0

does anybody understand how hilarious "wheel nuts" sound?

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astro_plastic 0

Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.

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jake316 0

your wheel has nuts. damn

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PurpleLlamas 0

lol i thoufht it said someone stole his nutts

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mmonster 0

I favorited this for wheel nuts.

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iamwinnars 0

i guess someone stole your REEL nuts because ur gay!

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emmadilemma3999 5

lol wheels nuts

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shadows17 0

u had ur nuts stolen eh?

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Fats2334 0

Whoever would do that is wheel nuts!!! Lol word play!

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ehcanadianeh 15

*cough* lug nuts *cough* idiot *cough*

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isquaredkeepingitreal 24

This actually happened to me a long time ago. I was going to a family's house and some guy cut me off and cursed me out. I was right up the road so I just parked and ignored him. I left later that night and as soon as I hit the highway, one of my tires FLYS off. I guess he loosened all the wheel nuts in one of the tires.

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