Dicknugget!
By 3-wheeler - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By 3-wheeler - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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1 2 many of these same fmls.
ydi for gettin your nuts stolen
haha he said nuts.
haha he's 69 ^
RHCP picture FTW! :) They're my 3rd favorite band. :)
For a second I thought "wheel nuts" meant those metal testes that douchebags put on the back of their pickups.
@85 Misleading FML is misleading.
u must be white.
their called lug nuts.....
I think you mean "they're". If you're going to correct someone, it's best not to sound even more ignorant in the process.
what about it's ******?
who stole them? lady gaga?
aww nuts . ):
that's funny cuz I just stole nuts of someones car the other day. you might have paid for my mcdonalds op
and you paid for m McDonald's ;)
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that's what she said
YDI. You shouldn't leave your car somewhere like that, and if you do, ALWAYS check everything. Also, if you hear strange sounds, stop immediatly!
Wow, you are an idiot. If nothing else was stolen then why would OP expect the wheel nuts to be stolen?
I think they mean check your car if you have to leave your car in a shady area.
haha u ain't got no nuts. unless ur a girl
68 fail, and who really checks their car when coming back to it? I would think that the people that would check their cars are the ones that either can't lock their doors due to a problem with the car or the ones that have already been robbed before.
so just like you girlfriend, some thief stole your nuts?
that leaves a wonderful visual in my head. like truck nuts but for wheels
Yes, it almost happened to me when I was in college. I had a flat and changed the tire and had a hell of a time getting the lugs off. I thought maybe they were rusty so I put a drop of oil from the dipstick on each lug. And I went on my merry way… A couple of weeks later I was driving and I started hearing a “clonking” sound from by coincidence that sane wheel. I stopped the car got out and didn’t notice anything at first, but looking more carefully I saw the wheel wasn’t completely straight. The lugs were hidden under the hubcap in my car. When I pried off the hubcap I saw the lugs were very loose - that was why the tire “clonked”. I jacked up the wheel and tightened the lugs well. Never put oil on a wheel lug! Anyway I never happened again in my case.
lol that's what she said...
damn sxychik u live up to ur name :)
haha ****
where u from girl?
sxychick=fake. I've seen that pic all over the Internet.
:( sad day
This whole comment section is TWSS worthy.
Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.
they nuetered your steering wheel
hooray for driving your crappy car... I was kinda hoping you crashed into a stop sign and got impaled by it.. that would be fml worthy
Have to admit I can't remember the last time I seen a stop sign in Birmingham...
your ex stole your nuts honey, she keeps them in a jar of formaldahyde on the nightstand.
Lmao
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does anybody understand how hilarious "wheel nuts" sound?
Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.