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By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
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noobgang7 5

wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy

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maskedman 9

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

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Kris1987_fml 0

well you sound like a bitch, so maybe you should massage his back and do some laundry. kthx

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amberleigh90 0

Wow sounds exactly like my soon to be baby's daddy :) Fml for sure

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redbeater 5

yeah, sucks. but I guess it's all worth it In the end?

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LawliPopp 0

Ugh :/ I'm pregnant as well and the father of my baby definitely can be a major asshole too. They're not understanding because they're not the ones that are sick and tired all the damn time. He seems to think that I can just believe I'm not sick and I won't be. Not to mention that last night when I was trying to tell him I just need to feel loved and cared for he told me I don't deserve that because I'm not doing anything for him. I do a lot for him, not getting into details. Anyways, I'm staying with him in hopes that someday he'll be better and we can give the baby a happy family. FML?

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mariet_fml 23

He's a selfish **** and you should kick him to the curb now.

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ctFIRE216 0

what does being prego have to do with not giving back rubs?? come on lady!

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jane16 0

#29 dont be an ass, wtf? people dont need to comment on these if they are only going to be dicks. get a lifee!

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808heaukulani 0

"I'm Pregnant" what a load of crock. Being pregnant is no excuse to be a lazy blob. Do your duties, preform your god given roal, or we dub you useless. My wife worked until her 8th month and was back at work on her 10th. Women and their excuses! Lazy female!

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Scorpio1989 0

I guess she never wanted to bond with her child properly and leave the child in someone elses care also? hmm i think yes

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sulitak 27

um, if you're so interested in a woman's "God given ROAL" then she should not be working. Biblically, that is the man's place. The wife's place is to take care of the household... you sound like a ******* peach

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menRstupid 0

Hey Idiot, it is spelled ROLE... LOL im betting your wife had to work cause she was afraid you were to stupid to take care of her.. LOL idiot.. Hopefully she will not let you teach your child your views..

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Darlatan 0

What is all this stuff about gaining 40 pounds? My mom gained 17 pounds when pregnant with me and I was normal and healthy when born. Geez, some women use the 'I'm pregnant' excuse to eat for 3 =/

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Scorpio1989 0

oh **** you ignorant jerk. it depends what weight you are, your height, genetics, and what you do as to what you gain. FUUUUUUUCK people like u piss me off

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sulitak 27

yes, and some women actually LOOSE weight during pregnancy. Some women can put on a massive amount with healthy habits. Sincerely: a woman who IS eating for three.

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johndeerefreak 0

I agree that some women take it too far. Such as my sister in law, when she was pregnant she wouldnt move off the couch. But some men can be complete jerks. They dont understand what women deal with. I must be blessed because my husband completely understands. I am 32 weeks pregnant, i make sure the house is picked up and i am currently attending college, and this is our second child. I dont even have to ask him and he will rub my back for me or run me a warm bath. He even gets mad if he thanks im over working myself. And yes he works and when he comes home i will try to message him but he wont allow me because he could imagine how uncomftarble i am. Im glad i have a husband like him and not half of the assholes on this site, but like i said women...chill out a little, your not on your death bed.

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