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By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML

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By Bedrest Blues - 24/12/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML

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By preggers with probs - 03/09/2018 14:30

Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML

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Love story

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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Stand up guy

By Cecilian - 06/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2019 18:00

Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML

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noobgang7 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:59

wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy

maskedman 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:17

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

Comments

TheAbsentOne 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:48

Well it sure shows that Snickerdoodles is far more intelligent than you.

denbeste 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:52

I am merely being logical.

denbeste 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:57

I am merely being logical.

Twance 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:25

Damn ,

dealwithit84 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:33

should have kept ur legs together

LtHoward 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:51

Some people simply forget that thing called common sense, or he's just naturally an ass, hope things improve for you and your guy op.

ERAUPike 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 0:57

You are also a bitch

Scorpio1989 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:18

FYL op, it sucks being pregnant when you have a ******* of a partner to deal with too! I totally sympathise with you :-) I guess I'm lucky in a way that my child's father soon changed his tune when he woke up and smelt the roses and saw what I was going through! OP's partner is a ******* wanker. Guys like that have no respect for women, pregnant or not. Done.

containsnosoy 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:32

Hey, that's who you chose (and are continuing to choose) to be with.

pendulum2012 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:49

Correcting grammar on the internet doesn't make snickerdoodles "more intelligent" than anyone. Google and online dictionaries and thesauruses are only a click away. ANYONE here can do what she is doing. Sorry.