Love story

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML
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Anderling 32

Maybe it's just me, but... why were you even with her in the first place if you clearly seem to hate her so much?

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Crowned Sataness 12

you stuck around long enough to get her knocked AND got her knocked so ydi.

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Anderling 32

Maybe it's just me, but... why were you even with her in the first place if you clearly seem to hate her so much?

15 1
Crowned Sataness 12

you stuck around long enough to get her knocked AND got her knocked so ydi.

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core01 30

you should've wrapped your willy, idiot

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RichardPencil 30

The offspring of a rage-aholic and a simp never turns out well. You should leave if she'll let you.

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poopface82 19

They do if they get a divorce and the simp gets custody.

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Rake 16

You stayed before, and now you blame the poor baby? Separate now, sue for custody, and let the kid grow in a normal loving environment

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

And you intentionally had sex with this psycho? Without protection? YDI... It'll only get worse from here, trust me.

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