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By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
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noobgang7 5

wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy

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maskedman 9

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

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Gigi27_fml 0

you should slap him!!!!

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Rorix 6

Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean your arms are broken and you're completely helpless. Seriously, if it'll make the man happy, why can't you just give him a freaking back rub?

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maskedman 9

I'm not pregant but a lot of times I don't feel like rubbing my girlfriend's back. However, in my defense, my girlfriend has a big back.

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Twin_Uzis 0

YDI. Being pregnant isn't a free pass to be a jerk.

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mrbuddy 0

Doesn't mean you're not selfish

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aback 4

So...how long did you know this guy before you decided he'd be an ideal babydaddy? I feel sorry for your kid. I have the feeling it's going to take second place to all of mommy's boyfriends.

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timk_fml 2

what? pregnacy is an excuse for not being nice???

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BelaLugosisdead 0

Kindly remind him that it take two to tango and the baby is half his fault so take half the responsibility. Don't worry, he should change his tune when the kid's born. Then he'll start back up when the baby starts crying in the middle of the night and change it again once it's old enough to stop doing that and is potty trained etc

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kiikii07 0

I know how it is I just went thru all of that. n still get, mind u my daughters only 2 months.

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waywick 0

I love how every pregnant woman on FML pisses on and on about how unsupportive their spouses are. You will all be wishing he was simply ignoring you once he's left you altogether for being such a ******* bunch of nags.

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sulitak 27

maybe because pregnant women who have supportive spouses would get flamed off of FML... cause, they'd be bragging... this is a site for bitching FTR: I'm currently pregnant with twins. I love my hubby. we have moments where things he say could end in an FML... but oh well, plenty of men on here bitch about their gfs too

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