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By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML

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By Bedrest Blues - 24/12/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML

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By preggers with probs - 03/09/2018 14:30

Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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Stand up guy

By Cecilian - 06/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2019 18:00

Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML

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Saturday 27 February 2010 15:59

wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy

maskedman 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:17

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

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BlueTwist89 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:09

o.o soon to be father of my baby...Anyway, FYL.

paul924 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:12

looks like it's time to find a new father for the baby, hopefully the next one went to school and actually LEARNED health

maskedman 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:17

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

Zills 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:17

lol that wording was perfect.

pitbullmom 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:31

lmao I just about shot soda out of my nose, that's awesome

clxjames 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:21

YDI, give him a freaking back run

TheAbsentOne 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:23

Yes, give him a back run.. Whatever that may be :P

cjsmommy04 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:22

My babies daddy did the same thing. We didn't last long after that.

KandV 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:23

dang! he is the selfish one!

a_peyton 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:30

True - maybe you should talk to him about it. Or at least hit him with something.

kristen_lesli 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:23

that's probably how she got prenant in the first place xD

devin13 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:29

you chose to screw him it's your fault

aenemadreamer 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:31

i bet anything your 16 or some sh**

xHabsfanx 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:30

Yeah I agree with 33. I bet that poor baby was a mistake and it will grow up to have psycho parents. Poor thing, buy hey maybe you can put it for adoption.