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By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
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noobgang7 5

wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy

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maskedman 9

If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.

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abalgatti 0

and for monogamous species like mallard ducks they are probably monogamous because it fits their lifestyle and allows for the highest reproductive rate possible. dont mess. i take AP bio :P

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johnnydeath 0

At least soon to be baby daddy is still there. It's not like this guy is treating his lady like crap. I agree with the person who said you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours line. you get back what you put in. I can't believe people are actually calling this woman a bitch over this. most people that read fmls must be overly sensative to everything, picking apart every detail isn't going to do anything :p L2internet and stop being babies.

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ashiiya 0

He's the selfish one here =_= it's natural for girls to become really REALLY emotional and just tired during pregnancy. Come on, some of that happens during normal pms =_= he's the one with the problem if he wants you to give him backrubs while you're pregnant. He's got an even bigger problem if he thinks you're there to serve him. There's no sense of balance/equality in relationships, is there @.@ yeah, you should do him favors, but he has to respect the fact that you're freakin pregnant. I'd like to see him go through all the trouble without getting emotional. I mean if you're not married and you have a kid anyway, it's all fine in my opinion as long as you're willing to commit as a mother. But if the father's like that, I say get him out of both your lives before he starts treating the kid like that.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

You still get his money :] Break up with him if he's that selfish.

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pompuppy 0

it will be inresting to see what happens next

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Beatriz15 0

congratulations on the baby but he's a little bitch

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abalgatti 0

besides we have too many people on this planet anyway. people like the OP and her whatever this guy is to her prolly shouldnt be having kids like a lot of other people

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050294 0

Research your shit before bashing the OP, retard. We are NOT overpopulated.

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dynky 3

what planet are you living on, 150?

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

So 141 is saying that no one should have kids anymore...and 185 is agreeing. It's so easy to tell when 13 year olds are commenting. Don't you guys have algebra tests to study for or something?

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canzo378 0

tell him to give you back rubs and make him serenade you while you sleep and make sure ge prepares all your meals!!!

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colaman 4

I feel mighty sorry for you ma'm but do realize us guys are natrual born assholes but I depends on such field we're the biggest asshole in.

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