Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
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chris_a7x 11

Why didn't you open the file first...?

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superxmario91 11

Premature parenting.

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Comments

lonelyharts86 8

She is named Pussy Galore on purpose. It's a pun. Austin Powers made fun of this with "Alotta ******"... You're supposed to think dirty.

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AbbyAbyss 5

That's because Austin Powers is the funnier version of James Bond.

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missababgaga 19

In my opinion, its not your fault for making that mistake. I probably would have assumed the same thing. However, when you "assume" you make an "ass out of u and me"

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juturnaamo 29

When you use that quote, you just make an ass out of yourself.

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AbbyAbyss 5

The proper grammar would be "make an ass out of you and I." But who says assui anymore?

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bildorf 2

146, if you're going to be pedantic about it, you should at least have a rudimentary understanding of English grammar. The rule is, don't use "me" when, without the other noun, it would just be "I," i.e. when the first person pronoun is the subject of the sentence, as well as the inverse. In the case of "to make an ass out of someone," the someone in question is the intransitive object, which means "make an ass out of you and me" is correct. To make it clear, you would never say "why are you making an ass out of I?" so similarly, you shouldn't say "you and I."

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ICastillo 24

Hey it's just probably a bunch of cat pics.

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Meow_Bitches 7

Why would you assume your son to be that stupid to name a file that obvious if it was dirty pictures? -_-

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jerry2011 4

Be aware!!!! That may be just a decoy!

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Futacy 29

How? I guess your comment would make sense if the son gave the file a not-so-dirty name and it turned out that it was actually full of the dirtiest, nastiest **** on the web. But in this case, it's the other way around, so no.

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Posthuman 26

Actually, naming it what you expect to be in there is a great decoy. They would think "oh he's just trying to be funny. No kid is that stupid. There's nothing in there" when in fact it is filled to the brim with all sorts of smut

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Futacy 29

66- But that's the whole reason OP had her suspicions, because of the file's dirty name. If it was named something else, then OP probably would've overlooked it.

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Futacy 29

He was probably trying to make it sound dirty on purpose just as a joke, gawsh I hate my generation.

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KaeSAL 11

Yes, your generation is the first to play harmless practical jokes. How dare they try to have a little fun, those sick bastards. You are so worldly and mature for seeing the truth.

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vbmg152 18

You should know you're son well enough to know if its **** or something else! I know mine well enough to assume its an innocent mistake in grammar! I would simply ask him if the folder is for school, pictures of cats or if he needed to talk! Never assume your kid is a sicko! Ass u me! Makes an ass of U & me!

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HeartOfLead 24

This has been used three times already, and it was thumbed down each use.Why do you persist?

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gmc_blossom 21

I suppose she assumed people would like her comment more.

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ItTookALongTime 0

I never understood why parents freak out when they find **** on their son's computer. Hey better that than him actually going out to see some real pussy.

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Futacy 29

Exactly! Having a little **** on the bed isn't nearly as bad as having herpes, a son, and **** on the bed.

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Enslaved 36

Pussy Galore was named that for the dirty minded.

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SusanBieber 10

Would it be really bad to say that I laughed when I was the 69th one to say "I agree, your life sucks"?

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