Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
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chocolatechocha 8

lol@ people thinking she put on a Teddy bear suit. smh

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marylovesyou8D 7

She was probably thinking about putting on a teddy bear... teddy confused me too.

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satomi_ishida 0

It might mean he's getting satisfied somewhere else? Who knows :S

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evilshade 0

YDI for dressing up as a teddy bear. Its not halloween.

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bigphill1333 0

I think he gets his man card.

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skyeyez9 24

"Teddy" is a slang term for sexy lingerie. Like the kind you buy at Victoria's secret.

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monkey_anm13 0

someone finally gets it. ahaha(: some people are so stupid. why would you put on a Teddy bear costume for sex!?.

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GRyphonLJJ 0

It is not slang. It is the correct name for a specific article of lingerie.

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Ever seen the movie Super Troopers? nuff said :p

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italiangurrl 8

"Victoria's Secret, their stuff is real nice. oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Walmart shelf half price and still look sexy. just as sexy as those models on TV. No I don't need no designer jeans to make my man want me!" sorry but your comment made this pop into my head lol

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

italiangurrl, it's "designer tag", and I don't even listen to that genre of music! Also, "teddy" is not slang. A teddy is an article of clothing; it is a specific type of lingerie. If you aren't 100% sure that your statement is correct, just look it up before you post.

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sourgirl101 28

Wow, I'd be disappointed too. Maybe next time you should set the mood by sexy phone calls/sextets, throughout the day. Many guys come home stressed from a hard day of work and need a little time to unwind. Looking at you all dressed up may make you look like another task. I wouldn't take it personal.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

your response to "what's for dinner?" me. ;)

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Boomshadow 3

Hell, yeah! My response when my wife does this for me is...well, I don't ask about food unless she has a plate of fruit and chocolate on the nightstand or something. :)

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kikibisweet 0

Maybe its a sign you need to lose weight.

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ckjacques53198 0

he is gay. try grabbing dick

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Lia_Mackenzie 4

OP, your phrasing was perfect. That made me laugh so hard there were tears in my eyes - fantastic mental image... I am, however, sorry that your hubby did that. How insulting.

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