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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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You deserved it 5 663

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Break time

By Samantha K - 19/10/2020 20:08

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 629

You deserved it 210

Orders

By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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You deserved it 9 157

Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Spicy

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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You deserved it 4 407

Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 049

You deserved it 4 234

Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 688

You deserved it 69 162

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 372

You deserved it 3 463

By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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You deserved it 5 687

Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

Spicy

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 052

You deserved it 50 940

By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 399

You deserved it 3 137

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 382

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daniisme 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

deuche much?

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:08

wow. kick him in the nards

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marlarooNaps 0

Friday 17 June 2011 22:12

I hope you didn't dress him

Eggnogs 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 22:55

put your clothes on him and call him a girl for complaining so much.

Super_Salo 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:34

What an ass?

FuckAllOurLives 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:56

wow. find another guy to bang...

altenita92 0

Monday 15 August 2011 10:12

Bitch slap him!

IBMoondance23 0

Friday 19 August 2011 16:31

Your EX-boyfriend right?

withyou_fml 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:14

WOAHDER!! u betta slap da shit outta him!!!

amhort 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:20

I REALLY hope you didn't actually do it.... what a douchebag

aztav93 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:17

What a twat your mans a pussy

KennyDidIt 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:40

Your boyfriend sounds like Joffrey Baratheon.

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

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Today, you talked loud enough for me to hear you calling me the bad guy, while we’re in the same house. The walls are paper thin. After 19 years, I find out our friendship was a lie? That you used me just to make my parents happy? And I find out now, three weeks before I move out? This is beyond hurtful. I can’t take this. FML

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You deserved it 134

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Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling unlovable after my ex left me for a wealthy BMW owner last week. I clocked into my job at CVS. I had a teenage surfer guy purchasing magnum condoms, a drunk guy buying liquor with two hot blondes around his shoulders, and my high school crush came in to buy plan B. My youth is passing me by. FML

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You deserved it 126

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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You deserved it 1 166

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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Today, I was supposed to have an important work video call with several members of management. However, when I logged onto the call, I realized that I had a cat filter on my feed and couldn't figure out how to turn it off. The lead manager was not amused and said I was having a "Boomer moment." FML

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You deserved it 652

Today, I interviewed my first person ever for the store I’m opening. She was not a good fit and I told her so. She took it really personally. She later sent several nudes to my personal cell, “to say thank you.” My wife saw them immediately. FML

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You deserved it 141