Insulting and Miscellaneous: Discrimination

Discrimination

By lopsided - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville

Today, I was informed that my uneven facial features make me seem "untrustworthy." Glad to know my unchangeable physical appearance doubles as a character flaw. FML

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llamarrama01 21

Sunday 14 December 2014 19:32

Welcome to the crappy society we live in.

Snake1105 20

Sunday 14 December 2014 19:31

Wow that's stupid

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screwyousideways 17

Monday 13 July 2015 7:23

Apparently my missing arm means I'm unintelligent and not physically capable of knowing anything about TVs or sound equipment... I feel your pain.

rinzlerkitty94 31

Monday 12 December 2016 16:41

But everyone has uneven facial features.

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