Kids, Abuse and Parents: Call CPS, quick

Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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You deserved it 1 418

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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You deserved it 46 654

By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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You deserved it 3 789

Stranger Danger!

By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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You deserved it 658

By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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You deserved it 1 868

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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You deserved it 263

Lesson learned

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML

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You deserved it 1 712

Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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You deserved it 70 968

By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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You deserved it 4 432

By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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You deserved it 5 542

By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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You deserved it 57 170

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 June 2022 15:51

Too much of a good thing is a bad thing. It's notable that you just stood around and watched and did nothing as the child got beaten. Maybe you can get a job with the Uvalde cops.

mattiagardin 15

Wednesday 22 June 2022 12:43

She probably came to that point because of people like you complaining so much for children being children. There are two awful adults on this post

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mattiagardin 15

Wednesday 22 June 2022 12:43

She probably came to that point because of people like you complaining so much for children being children. There are two awful adults on this post

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 22 June 2022 15:49

Yeah, and you're the other one. You have no idea if this kid was actually throwing a temper tantrum but have decided to act as if you do know.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 June 2022 15:51

Too much of a good thing is a bad thing. It's notable that you just stood around and watched and did nothing as the child got beaten. Maybe you can get a job with the Uvalde cops.

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 23 June 2022 15:46

Wow, I gotta say, that comment made me wince, for real. Isn’t this a bit too far? Why not try him out on some light crime, like the police officer that killed george floyd? At least he’d only be charged with one murder rather than 20 counts of pediatricide. Also, this was a poor joke attempt by me. I’m a white male with no record and even *I* hate police!

wrenavery90 12

Thursday 23 June 2022 20:55

great comment!!!!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 22 June 2022 19:50

Where's ACS? That lady should be in prison because that's obviously child abuse. You're a witness of it too so you can help. If you chose not to, I hope you enjoyed getting more for what you paid for 😒

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 23 June 2022 15:48

Too busy ignoring mothers killing or beating kids on youtube!

IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 22 June 2022 22:40

...And then you called the police, right?

Decipherme 11

Wednesday 22 June 2022 23:36

Too bad he wasn’t unconscious- then it would be your fault for putting your nose in other peoples business… hopefully you learn this time.

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 23 June 2022 10:33

Sorry man I don’t think I can decipher you

Decipherme 11

Wednesday 22 June 2022 23:39

Well hopefully you’ve learned to not poke your nose into other peoples business… hopefully the kid forgives you too. Maybe you can learn the lesson this time.