Miscellaneous: Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 578

You deserved it 13 892

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 311

You deserved it 21 673

By Jorgina226 - 11/08/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 937

You deserved it 27 096

By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 367

You deserved it 39 152

By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 581

You deserved it 6 955

By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 061

You deserved it 587

By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 760

You deserved it 26 114

By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 181

You deserved it 12 096

It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.

By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 236

You deserved it 1 266

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 505

You deserved it 647

By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 041

You deserved it 508

Next

Top comments

1Tsk 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:19

You sir, are pathetic

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

at least you'll always know they're yours?

Comments

1Tsk 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:19

You sir, are pathetic

neonokku 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 12:41

that's really stupid. you can work on your studies, work out, fix your hair, take a walk or even eat get off your high horse and get a job

White667 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:20

Well next time you're bored do a little research on how to correctly use a comma.

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:49

This should be on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) not Fmylife

winterharte 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 10:12

I wouldn't call him/her pathetic... ok yes I would but that's just because I'm an asshole. Anyways, I would just call him/her pretty stupid xD Just read a book or take a walk or some shit, sewing is lame. :D

2gether4ever 0

Monday 26 April 2010 4:41

how the hell is the FML?????? ;)

k2cool_87 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:22

pathetic just doesnt cut it.....

tulsafml 0

Friday 18 February 2011 14:47

he's french

wtfismyfml 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:22

boredom makes us do crazy things

isantorin 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

this. :D

x0stormbringer 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:26

anddd THIS xD

millyXD 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 11:36

and this.

nabzilla 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:43

i agree. this as well.

iSpaceShuttle 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 4:56

And This! Is Ariel XD wait; what are we saying This For = ?

KatieKhaos 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:25

Because this is awesome

fleshandfantasy 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:23

at least you'll always know they're yours?

liveBabylon 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:29

AWWWW That's adorable :)

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:29

Awesome haha. This reveals a new level of boredomness.

LemonadePink 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:32

Why didn't you just make paper snowflakes? or take a walk? or ******* something man haha.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:45

******* something? Good suggestion.

mehXP 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:36

this belongs on mlia, not fml :P

Luckster 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:36

Eh...at least you did something with your time. I just take a nap when I'm bored.

WonderBlunder 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 10:42

Props to OP for knowing how to sew.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Keywords

Awkward Miscellaneous Embarrassing Work Sleep Dating Love Annoying Am I overreacting? Parents Health Mental health Furniture Kids Gross Friends Public freakouts Fight Cops Drugs Neighbours Medication Relatable Teenagers Dogs Animals Gamers Ironic Video games Job interview

The Top

Today, yet again I had to lie to a date about what I do for a living, because every time I tell someone the truth, that I work in private equity, they have some choice words about "people like me ruining things" and "ruining the housing prices." I feel like an evil James Bond or something. FML

I agree, your life sucks 140

You deserved it 490

Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 979

You deserved it 9 781

The Top

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 510

You deserved it 13 589

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 671

You deserved it 6 377

Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 041

You deserved it 6 954

Today, the room I am renting from an old lady is stuffed with porcelain figures, etc. I carefully put them into the drawers to create some space for the books I need for college. While I was gone, she used her key and put all the porcelain figures back on the shelves. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 211

You deserved it 132

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 840

You deserved it 3 508

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 239

You deserved it 2 336