Hair and Love: Discrimination - FML

Discrimination

By joe - 02/01/2009 11:09 - France

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

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Top comments

Tenma_Hakase 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:39

You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly

unicorn_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:01

you don't deserve even him.

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ohgodwhy1234 0

Friday 30 March 2012 4:02

OP must be an ass for caring if he's bald.

roflmfao167 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:21

Seriously ur shallow then and don't deserve ANYONE!

DJP0N3 0

Monday 9 April 2012 4:07

Lol you must have a horrible personality and there might be other ppl in love with you and you don't know. Seriously how the **** is your life ruined?

indifferent27 2

Friday 13 April 2012 14:58

lol u inconsiderate ***** quit being so shallow

orange9494 0

Friday 11 May 2012 2:10

Maybe his head is shaved .To quote spongebob: shaved is a hairdo, but bald isn't .

kittykail13 2

Monday 23 July 2012 4:57

I can see why no one loves you. You are not ever acceptant.

big_fat_apple 1

Monday 6 August 2012 18:19

Looks shouldn't matter in a relationship.

DirectorLincoln 12

Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:26

Does it matter? Bald is pretty cool.

alpacaman 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 17:06

Discriminating jackass

Steffi 26

Saturday 8 September 2012 9:22

How would you like it if the person in love with you posted "Today, I fell in love for the first time, (s)he's a [insert your hair colour here]. FML. ??

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