Love: Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow.... - FML

By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 18:00

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a toupee. It's my real hair. FML

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By Bald - 21/10/2014 15:41 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By Janet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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You deserved it 2 340

By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 742

You deserved it 17 384

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Top comments

ah_haha 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:14

Imagine the other guy: Today I noticed my hair was looking messy and asked a colleague if I could borrow his comb. As soon as the words were out of my mouth I remembered he's bald. FML

MarcusJones713 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:23

Why is this in the "love" category?

Comments

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 14:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

geovanni 9

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:30

a guy accedently reminded me I'm bald,Fmlfmlfml my life SUCKS!!!!DX

truelyawesome 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:33

boo-hoo, get over it. unless he asked in a jerk way

rockintothebeat 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:31

bahaha i fricking love your coworker :)

ilovefatcats 12

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:28

so? your bald nobody gives a shit

daniisme 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 10:35

2 options: 1) Hes taking the piss outta you being bald 2) He has crabs.

sexybitch92 0

Friday 30 April 2010 5:57

lol how is this a fml? this is sooo funnnyyy.!!!! hahahahaahahhahaah (= i would just bust out laughing and say yeah sure give me a sec to get it lol.

iranoutofnames 6

Friday 14 May 2010 8:32

sooo... did you have one??

pingpongpickle 8

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:50

hahahaaaa

satanic_fml 13

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:01

YDI for being bald

nhbasskid13 23

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:50

Would have been funnier if he was bald.

pokurfayce 0

Monday 16 March 2009 6:16

lol dickmoveeee

jessthebest3 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:38

It could have been worse, OP could have been asked for a hairband.

kateRAWR 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 14:05

#50 no i think comb is best :)

camsterjoe 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 8:42

Fine, let him keep the comb then

ah_haha 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:14

Imagine the other guy: Today I noticed my hair was looking messy and asked a colleague if I could borrow his comb. As soon as the words were out of my mouth I remembered he's bald. FML

MarcusJones713 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:23

Why is this in the "love" category?

laxgirl3 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:29

it's always automatically on love. I guess he forgot to change it

mister_moops 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:43

wow, are you joking? deal with it.

palltaru 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 3:48

no. The guy was just trying to be an ass-hole

noha_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 5:00

some of these fmls are just too lame to comprehend and i cant believe i have to waste my time reading it let alone commenting on it (yeah im bored)

xxspeakxx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:56

funny, still laughing

real_def_of_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:14

hahahahaha thats a classic fml!!!

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 9:28

Lol, that's evil.

sophsoph17 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 1:31

haha ya I know right btw u have a realy nice body haha

crudeandrudeguy 29

Saturday 9 January 2016 18:11

This isn't E-Harmony

Steezyyyyy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:59

Maybe he thought you combed your pubes.

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