Hair and Love: Discrimination - FML

Discrimination

By joe - 02/01/2009 11:09 - France

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

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Top comments

Tenma_Hakase 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:39

You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly

unicorn_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:01

you don't deserve even him.

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clarissa_Gyall 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:25

your point?

nerdytacos 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:11

seriously!

nerdytacos 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:57

f*ck you, you're so shallow that you're about to drown in you're own shit!

nerdytacos 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:18

yea, ur totally shallow

tundraman07 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:34

shallow are we?

LunarMage 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:49

Who says him bring bald is a defect? I shave my damn head, lol. Sounds like OP is a childish bitch.

_Amber_16 3

Monday 30 May 2011 23:25

My boyfriend is bald. That fact that he trusts me enough to not hide it from me makes me feel so happy and trustworthy. He doesn't deserve such a shallow woman as you.

zelhackin 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:55

what the crap Is that like???

zelhackin 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:55

what the crap Is that like???

DeliaJarvis92 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:11

Shallow bitch.

TheCube 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:42

Don't be so damn picky.

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