Disney and Health: Disney dreams

Disney dreams

By onthetoilet - 04/01/2010 22:20 - France

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from Splash Mountain. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

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By Disney dashed - 23/09/2019 00:01

Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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Hot lava from both ends

By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:02

What a wonderful thing to imagine. PEPTO BISMOL

ebbomega 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:03

Sucks, but tbh I think Disneyland is a bit overrated. Splash Mountain is a 1-hour wait for a 5 minute ride. Not worth it, IMO.

Comments

YeahFMLxX 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:30

At least you dint have I stand in line for three hours listening to it's a small world.

itouchguy360 3

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:32

I think epcot has the best rides. I went to Disneyland when I was 10, only to find out I was to old for it.

madasahatter 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:33

Beautifully worded.

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:46

Just make sure to wear one of those little plastic ponchos with a hood so you don't get splashed. Because REALLY, who goes on a water ride to stay dry? (Especially in hot, sunny, California where you dry off in ten minutes.)

padlarf 14

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:03

Since the OP is French, he would probably go to Disneyland Paris :)

_sourpatchkid 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:15

I don't think they're actually in France. There's no splash mountain in Disneyland Paris and no one goes there anyway. i think it just says france when they can't decipher the location, since that's where the site is based. That's why so many posts come from Nord Pas de Calais and all of them are written in perfect English.

cottonshwabs 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:56

this is probably the most DISGUSTING thing i have heard in a while..

cottonshwabs 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:57

also..i live in california and it isn't hot right now.

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:58

Little kids running around screaming, rides which last 1/12th of the time waited in line, and overly expensive food and drinks? Happiest place in the world my ass.