Do I know you?

By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
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LilaBear 1

I second, third, fourth, and tenth everybody who's already asked why your door wasn't locked.

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schwinn11 0

If that would've bee my place, she would've been the one with fml! "today I woke up in a strangers apartment get'n my brains screwed out"

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perdix 29

In theory, ******* her would have been a great idea, but if you've ever been with a girl that has just puked, you'd realize that it is almost impossible. There's something about that vomit smell that just kills the boner. Even if you are 20 and hard up for sex. Pro tip: If you are playing quarters with a girl you want to make out with, don't beat her so badly that she pukes.

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Kervik 0

Congratulations, your door-locking ability is about to be ridiculed.

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happyhak 5

To all you people saying lock your door to the OP, you need to read the FML more properly. "...followed by a thud." This could mean she ran into the door breaking and ramming it down. This CAN hapeen even when the door is locked to the highest of security means. Seriously -.- But FYL, OP. I hope you sued her or something.

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Kervik 0

Hey, don't say I didn't read the comment: "I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice IN my apartment FOLLOWED by a thud." That means she did not fall on the door, it means she was already in the apartment, before supposedly falling over or something. Therefore, him not locking his door is a perfectly logical assumption as to how the girl got in.

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LoHo14 0

if YOU read it, #19, it said she'd collapsed...which would have been what the thud was. Also, more properly? Learn English, please.

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elparto 0

so what's the fml here? "i had to clean up puke." "her dad punched me thinking that i'd done this." "i'm regretting that I'm such a respectable guy and didn't take advantage of her." which is it?

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BritishHobo 0

I hadd to clean up puke, I guess. Still, he got a funny story out of it.

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paladininwaiting 1

only in Michigan

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