One hell of a poker game?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 17:02

Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Sounds like the start to a country song, sorry for your situation

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bl3ur0z3 17

I need more info on order to properly judge you. Er, I mean your situation.

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Charlie Given 26

Sounds like the start to a country song, sorry for your situation

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JoanT 11

Exactly what I was going to say

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coius 23

What do you get if you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your job back, your truck back, your dog back, etc...

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Bogrbon 27

Sounds like they all were lost together, though I'm not sure in what order. It could be that your fiancée stole from you, you found out and ended up breaking up and losing things you shared. Or it could be that she caught you cheating and you were out on your ass lickity split. Or it could be somewhere in between.

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Brightside86 30

You're lucky that's all she cost you. It hurts but I'm always glad to have a relationship blow up early on than for it to happen later after kids/house etc.

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tounces7 27

Don't do drugs, kids?

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bl3ur0z3 17

I need more info on order to properly judge you. Er, I mean your situation.

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diraven 15

Try lowering your price.

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Bubbilility 27

If you try retracing your steps you might be able to find them! Seriously tho, that honestly sucks, I hope your life starts turning around for the better.

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Jonkbaby 22

You my friend, have one heck of a gambling issue

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