Work: Do it again!

Do it again!

By immy504 - 30/11/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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By RebekahBrooke - 17/09/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:47

Ninja waitress ftw! :)

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:49

That is the best nickname ever...

Comments

theroustons 6

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:34

Ok the ninja waitress part is awesome but the tripping is not

ghostpwner_fml 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:42

i would love to be called a ninja waitor.

anjtrg_1112 23

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:46

That's so awesome.

11grace18 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:49

this isn't an fml...this is a WIN :)

malincake 7

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:56

Thats awesome! Stop conplaining!

AshleighNason 24

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:56

agreed

mynameispickle 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:24

Why is this an fml? Thats so cool!!

jonjon2468 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:26

Are you serious!?!?! They should make a website call i love my life simply for this!! That is awesome!!!!!

DelphiCat 17

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:22

There already is one, it's called MLIA, and i think if not for the people trying to trip her up for the rest of the day, that is where this would be posted!