Embarrassing, Restaurants and Miscellaneous: Food flight

Food flight

By ashley_skillz06 - 24/01/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

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By KatrinaKitten - 16/07/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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The Fall

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 18:00

Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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I'm new to this, sorry

By Fifi - 01/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML

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Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By aeris - 11/11/2018 09:30 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2010 12:12

The chef was throwing food at you?? Holy shit! I want to go there!

kkleiberg 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:10

uhh, why does he throw food?

Comments

kkleiberg 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:10

uhh, why does he throw food?

taycandy96 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:48

They do that at Benihana (however u spell it)

HoesInaBox 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 18:48

pwnd by broccoli :)

CrazedJoker 0

Monday 25 January 2010 1:54

It's what the Japanese restaurants do usually, they have the chefs cook and do tricks in front of you.

brigitte_____ 1

Monday 25 January 2010 12:03

They were at a Teppenyaki restaurant.

null_fml 11

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:12

The chef was throwing food at you?? Holy shit! I want to go there!

Newbie21 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 14:42

 yeah that is totally cool what resturant is that?

ELLIE37713 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:04

I've been to one like this; http://www.sapporo.co.uk/

lalagirl912 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 8:58

I <3 the UK :P wish I lived there!

BethiiGeex 0

Friday 29 October 2010 4:24

15, I live an hour away from you :) Doncaster.

AutumnnRosee 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:09

Doncaster FTW :)

realggirl 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:13

Aw. :(

Spandexhero 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:13

i'm not sure but i think in Japanese restaurants, the chef cooks right at your table. but YDI for liking brocoli that much anyway

Pointy130 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:02

No, that's not Japanese. That style of restaurant was invented in the US.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:14

For posts #1-4, I think that she was at a Hibachi restaurant like Benihana, where the chef cooks on an open stove, right in front of the diners. He or she does things like juggle knives and throw food for the diners to catch, for entertainment. I can see getting caught up so much in it that this happened. Funny, but not a FML. :)

null_fml 11

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:41

I'm insulted by your implication of my lack of knowledge! I didn't say I was unaware of what that type of restaurant was, I just said I wanted to go there! ...But I didn't know what it was. So... hey, thanks!

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:58

I do it out of love, twoknives. Anybody named twoknives needs many more knives, combined with lots of flames. Actually, everybody needs more knives and more flames. It makes the world a happier place.