Money, Awkward and Work: Do it on company time

Do it on company time

By Ayeya - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to print out a 100-page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this, I picked a time when I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes, waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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donner1423 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

Game strategy guide? 100 page? At work? Bound to happen.

cxal_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:15

why wouldn't you print it out 10 pages at a time - then even if you got caught no one would care?

Comments

toogood 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:59

I like cheese

roflmaonade 2

Friday 5 June 2009 7:09

you couldve stopped at "i wanted to print a 100 page game strategy guide" and you're how old? fyl

jorge10928 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:12

Wouldne cool if be was like "yo shit son! I play that game too!!" lol

poorperson 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:13

go to a friends house a print it and say your printer is messed up,but a least we will have the game thing

plexico 3

Friday 5 June 2009 7:14

And unless your company sucks, wasting the CEO's time is probably the most "fire-able" offense you committed. At least we you get your ass fired, you can blame the economic downturn for your "lay-off." FTW!

IronysMe 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:15

EPIC FAIL..because of the tree-killing thing, not the wasting company jawn thing..

hotjavalava 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:19

"sooo...great weather outside today..."

EMR_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:25

Today, while working hard trying to keep my small company out of bankruptcy during a recession I found out my employees are wasting company time playing video games and stealing paper and ink. FML