Romantic evening

By Neglected - 11/12/2013 19:06 - United States - Wimberley

Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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Welshite 39

Ooh, someone's gonna be in trouble. Hit him over the head with the wine bottle.

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Kamon97 23

You really need to talk to him OP if he passes up sex for gambling then he has a problem :/

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cockymofo 10

I don't blame the husband. He can have sex at home. They paid a bunch of money to go on a cruise, they should enjoy it. I would have suggested gambling all night and doing her suggestion watching the sunrise afterwards

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cheshirecat13242 32

#1--maybe he wasn't a jerk about it. OP didn't say he refuted her suggestion with a "**** that, bitch--I'm gonna get me some casino money!"

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trsshup 8

It is a cruise for two. Its called compromise. Both of you should be able to find fun things to do. Simply let him know how important blanket time with a bottle of wine is to you.

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SThompson90 7

#17, A little heads up for married life, you will find yourself passing up sex a lot just to get one damn hour to yourself to do whatever the hell you want to do

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JustinRanford99 3

Dumbass, There is nothing wrong when a woman turns down sex and they do all the time but nobody says anything. Right when a man does, hes a horrible person. ifferent people have different sexual preferences, bud. Maby you are horny 24/7 but not everyone is.

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Keriu 9

There was a picture on a funny pics app I frequent that put it well; 'you should desire me at all times but only act on it when I'm in the mood' (she says as she lies on the couch getting a massage) Though I can see why this would bother the OP - personally it is hard to say without knowing how they treat each other and how their relationship is among other things, but I can easily see arguments for both sides as it stands :/

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Welshite 39

Ooh, someone's gonna be in trouble. Hit him over the head with the wine bottle.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

I don't think he's worth being put in jail for assault.

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Welshite 39

Okay... Make him sleep on the floor on the blankets? I'm running out of ideas here!

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annie_nk 22

That'd be a waste of the wine! I say lock him out and drink the bottle by yourself!

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MrRazzle 4

You can always knock him out the other way using the bottle.

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spaced94 15

She can always do that at home

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DavidKnows 11

You seemed pretty quick to suggest violently crushing his skull w the wine bottle though.

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SThompson90 7

Cause violence isn't always THE answer but it is always AN answer

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incoherentrmblr 21

#42, and she's hurtin' for a squirtin'...

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xnyletak 17

Well you didn't specify that you wanted to spend the night WITH him.

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deathstroke990 22

they're on a cruise together, I think its implied that she wants yo spend it with him..

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iAlissa 34

Damn 31, who shit in your corn flakes?

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deathstroke990 22

Someones PMSing....

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Rainhawk94 27

I think that you miss, fail at sarcasm. That's it bye

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faygo_chick 5

That's what I was going to say! Dam people and down voting you ...lame!

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raytyler26 16

Money well spent? I think not.

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yesrod 4

Did he win anything? If so, you can get a better bottle of wine.

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EternalTime 7

But let's be honest, if he wins big, will you really be upset

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timss4 19

Idk... I wouldn't go on a cruise to go do nothing, it would've made sense to go gambling together then come back ending the night your way lol

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carelessxdanger 9

once they win you, its all downhill from there. where are the REAL MEN at?

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DocBastard 38

First of all, lumping all men together because of one man making one potentially stupid decision is neither fair nor right. That's a very immature attitude to have, and real men don't find immature women attractive. Second, don't end a sentence with a preposition. Poor grammar isn't attractive either.

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