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Do not attempt this at home, or on the road

By Anonymous - 25/02/2025 15:59 - Australia

Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 134
You deserved it 1 483

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lukey101 23

Wow, forgot there are so many 100% perfect people out there who have never made a stupid mistake in their lives! This was a momentary lapse of judgement that resulted in a pretty minor accident, that being the first and only I’ve had in 20+ years of driving. I was not driving drunk, speeding or doing anything overly reckless. I was eating. Silly mistake, yes. Don’t know if it really warrants the nasty comments.

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Plcx 8

I don’t mind your being a moron, but I cannot condone your being a danger for everyone else

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Nikki 17

Would you call it a silly mistake if you hit a person instead of a car?

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MidnaLink 33

I say this kindly... GET OFF THE ******* ROAD YOU STUPID BITCH. Just cut up your license right now.

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Plcx 8

I don’t mind your being a moron, but I cannot condone your being a danger for everyone else

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BurnInDemonFire 34

That's a whole other level of stupid. I was going to guess that your parents must be siblings for you to end up so dumb, but I really think you're just another link in a chain of generational inbreeding. No sympathy. You're an adult so start acting like one.

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lukey101 23

Wow, forgot there are so many 100% perfect people out there who have never made a stupid mistake in their lives! This was a momentary lapse of judgement that resulted in a pretty minor accident, that being the first and only I’ve had in 20+ years of driving. I was not driving drunk, speeding or doing anything overly reckless. I was eating. Silly mistake, yes. Don’t know if it really warrants the nasty comments.

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Nikki 17

Would you call it a silly mistake if you hit a person instead of a car?

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JasonThorn 20

There are enough distractions on the road without willfully choosing to bring another one into the equation. If you describe what you're doing as " (activity) and driving", pull over, finish whatever activity you chose to do, then continue. Driving needs to be the ONLY thing you are doing behind the wheel of a heavy chunk of powered metal in motion.

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MidnaLink 33

Pretty minor? You hit a parked car because you were stuffing your cakehole. Why couldn't you just wait?

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Hangryko 31

You don't deserve to drive. You could have killed someone, you stupid idiot. I hope your car gets repossessed.

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UnbrokenRose 10

The comments are 100% warranted. You could have hurt or killed someone, so get off your high horse. Or maybe stay on it, since you can't be trusted to drive a car anymore.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

A momentary lapse in judgment is locking yourself out of your car, not crashing it into another car parked at the side of the road because you decided you needed to eat right at that moment. Consider yourself lucky that it wasn't the other car's owner you hit. Or another pedestrian. As for our "nasty comments", think of them as a reminder that you did something really stupid and you need to feel bad about it, because your defensive reply is bull, and we're not going to apologise for calling you out.

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