Love, Break-ups and LGBTQIA+: Dodged a bullet

Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 08:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I saw one of the gay kids from my class getting picked on, so I tried to stand up for him. Not only did I get my ass kicked, but now my girlfriend thinks I might secretly be gay. Why? Because, in her own words, "Straight guys never defend gay guys!" She fails to see anything wrong with this mindset. FML

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By PrinceJ - 27/10/2018 17:30

Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML

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By Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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Catch 22

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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Shipping culture

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 14:00

Today, my friend accused me of lying about being gay. Why? I happen to ship some m/f couples in the works of fiction I follow. According to her, gay people are inherently opposed to anything heterosexual, and therefore it shouldn't be possible that I like those ships. The kicker? She herself is straight. FML

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Narcissus

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 17:00

Today, my friend isn't speaking to me since I came out to her. Not because she's a homophobe, but because she's mortally offended that I didn't confess my love in the process. Seems that everyone who's attracted to women should be attracted to her. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Friday 10 June 2022 15:17

And this shit is EXACTLY why pride month is still a necessity.

Charlie Given 26

Friday 10 June 2022 15:19

you did the right thing regardless if the person was gay or not and your girlfriend sounds like an absolute moron.

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Friday 10 June 2022 15:17

And this shit is EXACTLY why pride month is still a necessity.

Charlie Given 26

Friday 10 June 2022 15:19

you did the right thing regardless if the person was gay or not and your girlfriend sounds like an absolute moron.

tiptoppc 19

Friday 10 June 2022 23:28

She sounds like an Ex. I hope…

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 June 2022 15:23

Good for you for standing up for justice for someone who is most likely not like you. That said, your girlfriend has a point. Knights only fought dragons to rescue damsels in distress because they wanted to bang the damsels. Those are fairy tales, but still...

bidet 8

Saturday 11 June 2022 2:10

"fairy tales" - I see what you did there.

Yudith 24

Saturday 11 June 2022 1:47

Why don't you open a chapter of the Gay-Hetero Alliance? Or better still, a Straight-for-Gay-Rights Alliance? You could do super straight stuff like tree tossing competition, toilet seat toss, mud wrestling, axe throwing or running after a big wheel of cheese to gather funds for the LGBTQ+ association in your area.