Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Neighbours: Doggy dog world

Doggy dog world

By this means war! - 19/02/2022 14:00

Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML

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By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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Snitches get bitches

By d for vendetta - 21/04/2021 23:00

Today, after weeks of asking my neighbor nicely to pick up his dog’s crap out of the common area, I got fed up and reported him to the landlord and the city. He’s now been given two options; either get rid of his dog or move out. He’s now sworn revenge on me, even though he was the one being gross. FML

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Disproportionate response

By pick up after your dog you lazy piece of shit! - 09/06/2023 00:00

Today, having such terrible social anxiety and being terrified of confrontation, I confided in my apartment's maintenance man about my neighbor not picking up her dog’s poop. He assured me he’d handle it. He reported her to the leasing office, and now she and her kids are getting evicted. I feel bad. FML

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Awkwaaaaaaard

By Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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HOA blues

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 02:00

Today, a neighbor chose today of all days to drop off her junk in front of my condo/apartment. My relative owns and I rent. I got a letter from a different neighbor, stating that if I continue this egregious behavior of using my apartment as a trash dumpster, she will be forced to report me to the HOA. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2011 08:36 - United States

Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

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Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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TomeDr 24

Saturday 19 February 2022 14:24

Time for a security camera.

poeserpursche 11

Saturday 19 February 2022 14:20

Well, at least she picks picks up the turds now. Snitches get s̶t̶i̶t̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ turds, you know.

Comments

poeserpursche 11

Saturday 19 February 2022 14:20

Well, at least she picks picks up the turds now. Snitches get s̶t̶i̶t̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ turds, you know.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 19 February 2022 14:24

Time for a security camera.

MorganHex 28

Saturday 19 February 2022 17:19

Could be considered vandalism. get a door or porch camera. get proof. press charges.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 February 2022 17:26

You weren't specific about where you neighbor should put the dog turds after she picks them up. One can only assume you'd want them on your porch.

Bogrbon 27

Saturday 19 February 2022 18:53

Get a sample, send it for a DNA test, then sue the woman and during discovery collect a sample from her dog. Or just collect it and see what she says when you tell her you’re doing that. This woman should be bum-rushed out of her house for shit like that.

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Saturday 19 February 2022 20:00

I can't believe snitches like you actually exist. Did you also get a thrill checking hallway passes?

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 20 February 2022 2:12

Save them up for a month or three and dump the whole lot of them on her porch. What’s she going to do? Report you for giving her back the dog turds she’s been vandalizing your property with? A simple DNA test will prove they’re from her dog.