Doggy style

By failuretolaunch2 - 26/02/2015 03:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
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james98e 15

At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?

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spookyboy 20

Look on the bright side, puppies are cute, bounding with energy, and super cuddly! Just make sure you house train him

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vikky538 28

I think he just mixed leg day with hump day...

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nellyphant 18

Once my boyfriend orgasmed whilst giving me oral! Win-win!

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nider 19

I was reading an article just the other day about how there's a lot of stuff we don't know scientifically about sex and the body's reaction. I wanted to try and find it again so I could reference it here but I haven't been able to track it down. One thing I do remember from the article was mention of a man who had spinal nerve damage so he couldn't ******, but he could still gain an erection and through stimulation, ejaculate. There was local organic process still occurring, but a disconnect from some of the wider body-processes normally in play. That's really a long was of me saying that from my understanding: the mind and mental process can influence how readily an ****** is achieved. If I were to hazard a guess: he found you really attractive and sexy at that point.

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nider 19

And the obligatory pun: I'm sure if you keep working at it, he'll come right.

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honeymoonroyale 20

I want to keep this comment forever. Well said.

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ekim300 26

Okay. Just how long did you let him hump your leg so that he could ******? Either way I'm sure it was awkward, be it a long time or a few seconds..

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beararm 11

So u jst sat there and watched him get there?

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born_hustla 26

Damn OP, you got it going on!! That's powerful!

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