Embarrassing, Music and Health: Don't accept every dare

Don't accept every dare

By wheezy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

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alstbv12 13

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:30

Sorry to hear...that must blow.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:31

Wtf were you doing with it? Practicing your deepthroating skills?

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martin26_fml 5

Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:04

what the.. i dont even

jlperry31 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 20:28

were u practicing oral.

Partyman22 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:24

Hahaha!

allycool999 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 5:02

I once had a situation like that.. but not a harmonica.. more like a weenier.

squanmonster 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:21

It's better then having a reed stuck in your throat

naybaksh 4

Friday 9 September 2011 3:12

WTF???

KnucklesDeep 5

Monday 12 September 2011 22:42

I dread to think where you stuck the other instruments.

SyWolf 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 14:16

I feel like there is a much more interesting story about how that happened

CTM0 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:41

how did that happen you good for nothing ****.

Ansley123 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 22:34

How did you?..... Nevetmind I don't really want to know

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Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML

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Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

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Today, my 71-year-old grandmother survived cancer for the fourth time. I'm grateful, but at the same time I find myself feeling sad that she will soon be gone. She has COPD and constantly mentions that she is going to die soon. I wish I could build a time machine and go back to before she became terminally ill. FML

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Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML

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Today, I learned that my daughter will literally eat until she is sick to keep her father and brothers from getting her dessert. I also learned that my boys are sympathetic vomiters. All five of them. FML

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Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

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