Embarrassing, Music and Health: Don't accept every dare

Don't accept every dare

By wheezy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

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alstbv12 13

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:30

Sorry to hear...that must blow.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:31

Wtf were you doing with it? Practicing your deepthroating skills?

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whackman56789 7

Wednesday 22 February 2023 4:42

How long did it take for the ER staff to stop laughing before they removed the harmonica? How do you even get a harmonica stuck in your mouth anyway? To quote Red Foreman “Bad things happen to you, because you’re a dumbass”

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