Practicing the scales a little too fast would do the trick.

Better than having it removed from your ass.

17 you've got a good point

Happens to me a lot anything penis shaped gets stuck in there.

I'm thinking this said "harmonica" might actually be a massive *****.

All who know of the show house please after reading this refer to the episode in which he is playing with a laser pointer for most of it. (possibly the one with black death in it but I'm not sure so if I'm wrong don't chew me out)

45- your profile info makes me gag. get over yourself. or play with a harmonica. whatever shuts you up..

45 - sorry to burst our little bubble but I'm sure that "hour glass body" of yours is more like the Michelin mans' body ;) ohh.. And your since less bragging makes you ugly.. Ooh! Uglier!! :D

49 & 53 - Leave her be. Post about the FML.

Wheezy FTW

I think you still need to practice.

if it cant cum out, blow harder

Sounds like you may have bigger personal problems to constitute a FML. Just sayin.

If it can go in it can come out. Shouldn't have been practicing a blow on a harmonica.

I guess op thought it was a harmoricorn from alvin and the chipmunks and tried to eat it

But if he did he could form a band with the guy farting on the wind chimes. Booty and the buttholes.

what the hell how did u do that?

lmaoo, I think thats what she was trying to do

don't even try

9 you're a black shirted ass

or suck! (as that also produces a musical noise)

17 you're a black shirted a$$

Really, 9?! Is that what she was trying to do? Wow... I had no idea. You've enlightened me beyond the slightest degree. Bless you and your intellectual mind!

Could be worse, could have a dick stuck in his mouth.

2, I declare that I saw what you hath done there.

Who doesn't do that with a harmonica?! Or.. have I been doing it wrong all this time..

hahaha nice one lol

They should give a name to that move. I suggest 'Harmonica Lewinsky'.

25- Starting real early, no? You'll be a pro in no time! Your parents will sure be proud.

82 - in my area, 15 is late to start this. They usually start in 8th or 9th.

25 - you can deepthroat my harmonica anytime.

94- Go back to the dark alley you came from. Pervert.

103 more like basement

More like big rock.

If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect....why practice? WISDOM FROM THE CRUSTACEAN ERA!

You play the harmonica with your mouth, moron

Yeah, between your lips, not so far shoved up your throat you have to go to the hospital to get it removed, moron.

Number 5 here is doing it wrong.

i may be a boring person, but i for one like #5's humour.

66 there is no humor, 5 is simply an idiot

Number 5 likes to shove it up his ass... That's his problem.

So you're a bitch who doesn't know if she likes bananas? Well you'll have time to think about that....ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON :trollestia.jpg:

'twas for #56

Actually the correct way to play harmonica is to inhale. Just saying.

Hey it's not the first time the ideas of blowing and sucking have gotten confusing ^_^ lol

39, the correct way of playing a harmonica is to inhale and exhale ._.

That's Some dedication to the musical arts

Some things r better left a mystery

this story is not one of those things