Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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sai_fml 0

Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person. a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch. b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that. c) Don't play shitty games. Choose a couple will ya? If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can

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lemonkid44 0

so what? maybe he was trying to deal with the pain. **** HIS life, not yours. women assume that men are shallow and have no emotion, but maybe he was just dealing with it in a different way.

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Emmett_Luver_101 0

how do you know he was sleeping... and why call him? penis

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red_wings 0

Wgy do ppl assume that when you break up with somone they are sitting by the phone cry hysterically praying for you to call them and take them back Get over yourself! **** his life for even going out with you

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Allan_is_Awesome 0

Very well said, #4, I agree completely. Maybe he was just too upset to talk to you, dumbass...

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24788 6

Well, he was probably mad and didn't pick up.

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mr_solo 0

so you break up with him and call him back? you must be seriously all over yourself...don't. probably called just to see how hurt he is and loving it. you fail

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that_guy_you_are 0

This is some strange behaviour. On the plus side, with your level of intelligence you're sure to win a Darwin Award someday.

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linzilady 0

You just broke up with him, and you decide to CALL HIM???? 2 effing minutes later? WTF? WHY????

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angorashi 0

Dude, once you get dumped, you don't have any obligations towards your ex. I would've just ignored you, as well.

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