ACAB and Miscellaneous: Don't dick around with those guys

Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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Sketchy

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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What we do in the shadows

By suspiciouspeople - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8 to 9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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Suspicious activity

By AC712 - 08/09/2021 05:01 - United States - Butler

Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML

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By karl - 10/01/2009 06:50 - Ireland

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

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By tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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High performance, high risk quipping

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML

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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 40 972

adamo_erebus 26

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:21

With al the cop stories I'm reading about on this site, I think it's safe to say that the police have zero sense of humour.

TXFernwoods 26

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:24

Your "friend" is really ******* stupid.

Comments

lightsaber11 8

Saturday 22 February 2014 13:36

Dumbass

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:13

Whatever you say to a cop is usually taken seriously And now you know that have fun down town

vikky538 28

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:26

your frnd lacks best represntaion of sarcasm.. he should learn that first...

IconicFML 9

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:38

Why is it suspicious that a police officer would want to know what was going on?

awilliams44 9

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:56

your friends stupid.

Jociek 4

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:58

You should have said it was none of his damn business. You weren't doing anything wrong.

stargirl_95 24

Saturday 22 February 2014 17:26

But as a police officer it IS his business to know if suspicious looking people are doing something illegal. There is no need to be rude. Just say "nothing, officer" and be done with it.

bobbyguy 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 17:01

Your friend is a dumba*s

SilentKnights 7

Saturday 22 February 2014 17:19

I never thought there would be a person stupid enough to joke about drugs and a drive by to a police officer, but your friend proved me wrong. Honestly, you can't really blame the cop for reacting like that, of course they'd take it seriously. Its better to be safe than sorry, right?

stargirl_95 24

Saturday 22 February 2014 17:30

I'm surprised at the amount of people defending OPs friend. I bet some of you think that it's funny to shout "bomb!" In an airport or tell your therapist that you want to commit suicide as a joke. The cop was just doing his job. He needs to take these kind of things seriously and OPs friend was being an ass. He deserved it completely. OP, not so much