By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 17:37 - Germany - Naurath
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By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 17:37 - Germany - Naurath
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Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.
Ah....alcohol. The great fml tool that keeps on giving again and again! Don't worry OP, she'll find it after she sobers up and you'll have a funny story!
That's awkward af lol
Do you know what the word "awkward" means?
#6 is a cat. Don't have such high expectations.
Meow meow
Whoever said you're cute as a kitten, lied to you
no its not
She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.
Haha! ^^^ Omg this girl needs a high five!
Crazy clever, kudos girl, kudos.
Assist her hand...that may help...or have less drinks...
Someone pointed out how much you use "..." And now thats all i notice whenever you comment
Old habits die hard
Whoa, #51, you forgot something....
Intentional...
The ol tuck and stuff! Yeah my husband does the same when I get frisky. He says I'm too rough :(
a tuck and stuff would mean she would have felt it on his ass lol, she was feeling his ass while looking for said penis.
Maybe he tucks it in his ass.
Some people get honest drunk, she gets anatomy wrong drunk, doesn't mean she is a virgin....
At least your girl, drunk off her ****, was doing those things to you instead of a random stranger. She proved her love for you right there. When she sobers up take good care of her and her hangover.
You should've asked around for a second opinion.
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She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.
Disregard #1. They don't seem to realize she was feeling your ass.