Don't feed the trolls

By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
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Killer_fel 15

Yeah! My I knew my comment was accurate!

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saschateehee 1

Bahaha, thought it said "stroking his tiny dog" I was like wtf? What guy does that...

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

lol the first three times I read this, I understood the same thing and was like WTF???

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for trolling. I hate trolls, they make everything so unenjoyable. And now we know most of them are unemployed and living in their mother's basement with no girlfriend other than their own hand. Thanks for clearing up the stereotype with true facts. Also, in case it wasn't clear, stop trolling and find some other way to get your kicks. Like actually getting a job and stop mooching off your mom and/or the government's money.

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justin3301987 2

Someone upset you over the Internet before. Chill bro.

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laden_swallow09 34

This is rightfully deserved, 89. It's a loooong time coming.

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qtip2245 0

It would have been better if you just said yeah I have a small dick

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justin3301987 2

Fyl. I don't know your circumstances and neither does anyone here but do try and make your life better. You won't regret it.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I laughed with a slight snort after I read this.

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ThecomingofTan 9

Wait a minute, trolls cry?

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speedsk8r4evr 1

Get a life! Stop making yourself feel big by trying to bring other people down by saying words you would never have the guts to say to someone's face! YDI!

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miker345 0

Forget these people saying you deserved it. Life gets nothing but better everyday you wake up , just always keep that in mind. There's going to come a time when an opportunity for you to better yourself arises and these days will just be a distant past

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JuuChan 3

You must be joking. No one should ever WAIT for an opportunity to come along. If you want to have a better life you have to DO SOMETHING about it yourself. Just sitting on your ass is a sure way to be a loser for the rest of your life. Please don't give out advice anymore.

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miker345 0

I should have been clearer. I wasn't saying sit around twiddling your thumbs. I'm just emphasizing that when he sees an opportunity which will inevitably arise, he should take it

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Go_Away_141998 4

Yeah, but karma doesn't like trolls. Does he DESERVE it?

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