Geek: Don't feed the trolls

Don't feed the trolls

By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 174

You deserved it 56 458

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By I suck :( - 07/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 023

You deserved it 62 964

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 236

You deserved it 58 343

By sanoria51 - 26/04/2013 23:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 636

You deserved it 8 772

By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 972

You deserved it 53 959

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 895

You deserved it 2 728

By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 755

You deserved it 9 097

Thanks for nothing

By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 066

You deserved it 447

By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 343

You deserved it 3 258

Fishing

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 787

You deserved it 350

Waiting room issues

By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 19:08 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 483

You deserved it 7 605

Killer_fel 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:27

Yeah! My I knew my comment was accurate!

HighGTurn 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:27

Karma biatch

Comments

btstig 11

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:32

Then Op says to himself " **** a girlfriend. My hand knows everything I like, and it never complains about my size."

challan 19

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:48

Jill is the best girlfriend ever! She never complains about his mom, not going out or his obsession with Asian fart ****.

XanderJayNix 17

Tuesday 24 April 2012 6:31

34 (challan) - Hmm, I don't know any Jill. Perhaps you could acquaint us?

Nevereverland 8

Tuesday 24 April 2012 10:08

176- stick one of your hands out, and there you go.

jadieegurl17 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:32

Dang

johnnyrogers97 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:34

Haha u suck

Cad6 24

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:54

Under normal circumstances, I would thumb down a comment as idiotic as this one, but for this FML, I feel like it's actually quite appropriate.

KawiRacer69 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:13

says the NAZI with a toy gun...

teague95 16

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:40

59 - watch yourself someone who takes a picture with a BB gun is definitely a total badass.

challan 19

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:43

And what makes him a Nazi? His blonde hair? Oh shit, am I a Nazi?! Why didn't somebody tell me? If you think someone's comment is stupid... Why reply with one that's even dumber?

zumiez069 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 3:25

NAZI

KaelaKhaotic 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:34

All I read up to was 'I was trolling'. Then I thought 'Yeah, this guy deserves it'.

backoffahole 3

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:34

Lmao you deserve it for not having a real life. Log off, get up and get out the house.

21jason 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:35

Hey usually you have to pay for that kinda stuff! Real revaluation thank them op

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:36

Get out of the chat room and start chatting up some girls, bro. A little charm goes a long way.

challan 19

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:52

Ahhh Mr. McFeeli we meet again! Good advice for the lonesome wanker! ;)

esines 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:01

Yeah but a little dong goes a short way

teague95 16

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:42

^haha this reminds me of "I'm the biggest 2 inches of your life"

salmonodin 9

Tuesday 24 April 2012 4:30

Chat rooms are full of jail bait. If OP got caught he would be a unemployed loser living with his mom AND a sex offender. Stay away from the chat rooms OP, your life sucks enough!

kingsley_fml 8

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:36

Internet tough guy, strikes again!

ClosetTroll 10

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:39

Now I know these comments actually are right on target. Sorry about you, pal. If you realize how pathetic your situation is, it's time to make amends.