Don't hate the player

By JARRD - 05/11/2021 17:00

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Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML
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Hangryko 29

I hope your wife divorces you and your friend sues for child support.

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Bogrbon 27

That’s what happens sometimes when you have unprotected sex and betray your spouse.

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Hangryko 29

I hope your wife divorces you and your friend sues for child support.

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Brandon_2021434794 3

agreed. cheating isn't justifiable no matter the circumstances

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2deployments1divorce 11

You skipped that week of health class huh

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JasonThorn 20

I was somewhat sympathetic until the last sentence, then it was all YDI.

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RichardPencil 30

Why is your wife going to find out? Your friend should just say she got knocked up by some random dude. What kind of friend won't cover for you?

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Bogrbon 27

That’s what happens sometimes when you have unprotected sex and betray your spouse.

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Glitterbaby2613 20

should we even NEED to say anything?

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munchkin77 13

Your own fault, douchebag - you shouldn't have cheated in the first place...

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And1 12

Serves you right, you sleazebag.

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