By CaraMaria - 24/11/2015 09:02 - United States

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 078
You deserved it 2 427

CaraMaria tells us more.

CaraMaria 6

Yes. I have since tried to destroy the demonic thing, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before it comes back to life.

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jjumprope 24

Burn down the house. Get out while you can.

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saifnaqvi11 21

Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P

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jjumprope 24

Burn down the house. Get out while you can.

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Badkarma4u 17

I rhought that was for spiders

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OysterPearls 33

When you kill a spider, it stays dead. When you kill a Furby, it comes back with an evil vengeance.

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OSMC 10

unless it gets nuked, oh shit, furbys can survive nukes

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awildwhisper 30

Am I one of the only people who loved and still loves furbies??????

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markiemark21 6

That's because you haven't had a mind numbing experience with the little bastards....I to have also had a batteryless furby spring to life on me.

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deitcocaine 14

The only way to get rid of the curse is to anally fist yourself.

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saifnaqvi11 21

Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P

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rocksmith 15

That's ok I had the same thing happen to me with a toy grill

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higgysaurus 18

This FML sounds like the plot to a goosebumps book.

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kittykat1501 31

no. If you are old enough to understand the plot at all, they are not scary. Fear Street, however... (both are by the same author.)

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yuky19 11

Run and don't come back. Buy a ticket to the moon and go there

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Psycocharger 19

It came back for revenge!

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Shadowchire 12

FURBIES ARE THE CREEPIEST THINGS ON THE PLANET!!! I CAN SYMPATHIZE

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ugafan29379 18

I threw mine out the bedroom window as a kid. I was on the second story and in the morning it was out there still making demonic noises.....they creep me out.

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Ervinator35 25

It's not a Furby... It's a death machine. It's a fluffy robot designed to haunt you for years xD

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MidnaLink 33

And you hadn't already tossed out the ugly little thing before why?

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MsFit 17

She did. I saw this in moderation and it's been edited. What the original said was: "Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closest. It was my old Furby. My old Furby with the dead batteries that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML" Personally, I think the original version is funnier than the edited one.

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Talonshere 14

"I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago."

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zach205 24

I assume he meant he got rid of the furbey, just forgot the comma after the batteries

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CaraMaria 6

It was the Furby I could have sworn I threw away, not the batteries. This was just edited in a way that made it a little confusing

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CaraMaria 6

It was the Furby I swore I threw away, not the batteries

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ZackKP 11

What?! A furby?? oh no..it is too late now..i bet he is at the door right now :0

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