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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 6 327

Australia? Australia.

By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 198

You deserved it 659

By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 720

You deserved it 8 064

Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 340

You deserved it 539

Thanksssss

By Mojosahomo - 10/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 163

You deserved it 622

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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You deserved it 6 879

Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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You deserved it 2 945

By Tim - 07/08/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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You deserved it 3 357

By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 535

You deserved it 947

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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You deserved it 45 479

w2z1 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:31

Was he a...sneaky snake?!?!

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:55

Sssssshit.

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w2z1 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:31

Was he a...sneaky snake?!?!

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:51

^Those jokes have gotten old even before they made it to FML.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:51

^Those jokes have gotten old even before they made it to FML.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:51

Double post.

fmlwinnn 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:54

a snake in your room?! that is just so random.....are you sure that no one tried to prank you or something?

BWill9014 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:16

that's what she said #14

banana_buddy 6

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:17

No for #14 it'd be "that's what he said"

insanesna1l 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:47

snakes can contort to make it into tight spaces, so it could have only been in your room for an hour or a day

natalieb534 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:32

that is so not true like I believe that

wtfimnotgay 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:32

or a snakey snake?

sofiainthesun 5

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:33

You have a new friend!

San1113 5

Monday 10 December 2012 11:07

Hhhh

KasCiaYr 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:34

I suggest you think through if you made any new enemies reacently...?

MGOBLUE1 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:35

Was it a one eyed snake?

hellogoodbye1996 6

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:41

win^^

robotnhi 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:06

haha

HappinessForFree 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:37

Oh god, that is my worst nightmare. I'm sorry for you, OP. :(

zimandme123 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:00

ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! I would be so scared!!!!! I would be like,"DAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!! THERES A SNAKE TRYING TO CLIMB UP MY BEDDDD!!!!!!!

reptileguy1296 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:02

Why are people afraid of something they haven't even tried to appreciate?

Atishuh 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:38

You're obviously on his/her territory.

EmoLittleBish 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:40

oh THAT'S where my snake went.......

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:28

You should really control your animals.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:28

You should really control your animals.

Privations_fml 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:48

Why can't I be you?! I never find snakes- angry or docile.

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Same thing different taste

Snek

Australia? Australia.

Psssssych!

Thanksssss

Sneeeeek!

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