Don't mind me

By Sam - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 308
You deserved it 3 819

Top comments

Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

Comments

CAPS LOCK???? I WOULD STAY AWAY TOO.

_guy_j 12

This doesn't even begin with 'Today'

Someone must have put your caps lock on as an April fools prank

Why do I feel like these last few have been an April fools joke? Is FML Trolling us?

They might actually be legit FMLs but the FML staff is editing them to have multiple spelling errors and use Caps lock. I'm sure once April Fool's day is over, they'll go back to normal. ...maybe.

Or they aren't editing them to piss off all of the grammar Nazis. Props to you FML, props to you.

It's April fools day, that's why all of this is being edited/accepted by the FML staff. Look at old posts, they are different now as well...

Guys... All the poor grammar isn't poor grammar, it's an April Fools thing. You've been pranked. Check out the Follow-Up tab and look at some of them, the wording is all different and with poor grammar and added bits!

FML is at it again for April fools day they are messing with all FMLs go look at the best of category and you will see the same thing.