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Donut laugh at me

By sdeeter - 29/04/2013 13:39 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

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By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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By probably not getting the job - 09/03/2015 05:44 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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Waste my time

By screwyoucompany - 19/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML

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Coming or going

By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:27 - United States

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

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And you are…?

By Pho_Rheal - 25/09/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML

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wdunh69733 24

Monday 29 April 2013 19:03

Hey, it's a job

Charmillionaire 13

Monday 29 April 2013 19:39

"Hi, I'm a Job" - Steve Jobs

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auroravi 6

Monday 29 April 2013 21:40

Let's hope the costume covers your face:D

NoDontKillMe 19

Monday 29 April 2013 22:02

Just like the make-up on yours ;D

TehCezar 5

Monday 29 April 2013 22:13

Save yo' dolla bills y'all!

alphatoomega 21

Monday 29 April 2013 22:52

Sounds like fun...

IHeartBlueJay 14

Monday 29 April 2013 23:00

I used to do that for Little Caesars (sans costume). I actually had a good time and got some nice tips!

slugger7 2

Monday 29 April 2013 23:13

better than nothing

chuckcloninger 12

Monday 29 April 2013 23:19

Which word in "No thanks" is giving you trouble?

Xatraris 38

Tuesday 30 April 2013 0:09

Pretty sure it's the no. He said "Thanks" as he got his costume.

Elfkid21 19

Monday 29 April 2013 23:39

hell id do that job!! but, i would have made sure what the job was asking for first. lol

mike3775 35

Tuesday 30 April 2013 0:31

If you not want the job, I will gladly take it

allliseee 8

Tuesday 30 April 2013 0:37

well you can ask cute people if they have a sweet tooth and pass them your number.

Jag_v 7

Tuesday 30 April 2013 1:33

Would you rather be without a job?

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