Doomscrolling

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 00:00

Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Buddy, you have an unhealthy addiction, and you need to deal with it before your next trip to the can results in you getting stuck to the can after forming a vacuum with your ass.

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Anderling 32

…I will admit to getting distracted too sometimes but an HOUR?

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Anderling 32

…I will admit to getting distracted too sometimes but an HOUR?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Buddy, you have an unhealthy addiction, and you need to deal with it before your next trip to the can results in you getting stuck to the can after forming a vacuum with your ass.

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Niniva 8

I'm leaning more to executive dysfunction and hyperfocus related to ADHD. You get in the zone and time ceases to exist. You don't need food or water or exercise or sunlight; your mind is finally getting its dopamine and nothing else matters.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

As someone who has lived with ADHD his entire life, I totally concur with this.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

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