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This is eggxactly why I can't wait to be old, and get away with trolling the young.
You've gotta be yoking me with the puns again.
I know, it's not too egg-citing, but I've put all my eggs in the pun basket. I can't seem to hatch too many other ideas and i'm too chicken to try other stuff.
You must've really scrambled your brains for those. Not exactly over easy to think of these puns.
No need to egg-xaggerate, my friend. It might be a challenge, but when egg-xecuted right, puns can make you crack up.
The old lady is not setting a good eggsample.
This thread is amazing.
Your sarcasm will not disguise your jealousy, you can join in, too! Don't be chicken ;)
Some of these puns are eggcellent! They far eggceed my eggspectations.
hen you guys stop this eggbaressment of a pun thread?
You really ****-ed that one up ^ 56 :p Just kidding, but the yokes on you since you want us to stop but you pun all the while. Anyway, after an eggs-cruciating amount of puns on this thread, it's about time to scramble, no?
I've been kinda scrolling this thread to see Pleonasm reply to this.. And it happened! :))
65 - I cracked up at that for some reason. No wonder, indeed...
I didn't eggs-pect that many puns. Truly eggs-tarordinary!
eggscuse me yolks but I think the puns should come to an end before someone gets their brain fried.
Dementia Is a Harsh Reality
Too bad they can't remember that.
Is that the title of a movie or book?
I hope she made it to that doctor's appointment
I bet she has no idea what that is.
Because internet memes are directly related to eggs, right?
Try to catch the eggs and start juggling to amuse her!
I'm not sure that would be among the things you think of when a crazy lady is throwing eggs at you.
I don't recommend this. It will probably frighten her and she'll just throw more eggs or something else.
Like some kind of carnival folk! That might scare her though, carnival folk can be scary people. Fun people, but scary.
@51 maybe her frying pan and stove so she can make her scrambled eggs ?
Now you see why she needed that appointment.
Am I the only one that's reminded of the movie "Teeth" for some reason..
He he, are you sure that she had an early doctor's appointment? Probably just had too many eggs and wanted a little fun!
No good deed goes unpunished.
What are you complaining for OP, you've got free eggs now, go make yourself an omelette!
You should've told her you were selling chocolate, and if she rubbed it on her skin she'd live forever
I LOVE YOU.
I'm Chocolate with Nuts for that Spongebob reference
Did you say CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
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This is eggxactly why I can't wait to be old, and get away with trolling the young.
Now you see why she needed that appointment.