Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
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Gurljuice 0

She doubled her relief

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sassypants93 17

That sounds like she got a big dumping in more ways than one.

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danaaaLaEpic 0

talk about 'shitty luck' bahahaha

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randomreader2315 4

That's real....classy. I hope you don't think you're at a loss here. ******* disgusting.

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alexapinkpants 3

I love your name. It goes so well with the story lol.

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IRISHLASS60 1

She's a pig ! You're better off without her ! Consider yourself lucky that she's gone !

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FatMan23 10

Nothing says 'I'm leaving you' like taking a crap over the phone.

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Narwhal234 6

She was a waste of time.

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Midnightpearls 13

Looks like you weren't the only thing she dumped.

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