shit happens.

#31 FTW

a few thoughts: your relationship was strained. she felt piles better afterwards. you both had an excrement time together. you drove her round the u-bend. you wiped your tears, she wiped her arse. you were tempted to splash out on a new ring for her (she needed one). she put the relationship behind her. you were bottom of her priorities. you squeezed her arm, she squeezed one out. you were too pushy, she was just pushing. when you said you wanted her to be engaged you didn't mean in the toilet cubicle. your kinky text about her pants around her ankles whilst on the phone to you really backfired, literally. you said 'I want to feel like I'm wanted' she heard 'I want to feel like I'm one turd'. ok I'm done... ;)

"haltingly"? Wtf, that's not how you use that word... I mean, you can, but it just doesn't work the context and makes it sound like you're REALLY desperate to use "big wurdz" in your sentences. WTF is wrong with you... e___o;;

guess your gf dumped more than one thing that day huh

Wow, what a shitty way to get dumped.

sounds like you weren't the only thing she was dumping :x

bitch can't even wait to **** another guy as soon as she decides to break up with you?? Man OP u must be pretty bad in bed x/

2 ***** with 1 flush

How classy of her >_>