Double-edged sword

By Janitoro - 23/11/2012 01:19 - United States

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Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
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LiyIa_fml 8

Practice makes perfect?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

On the bright side, at least she isn't giving them to someone else.

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rubyliu8420 7

Teach her by instruction. This way u can mold her into an expert.

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HentaiBunny 4

Let's hope that they don't meet. ;) :P

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cookiecaek 11

That's why you help her dude -_- god just point her in the right direction in a nice way. Us girls aren't always mind readers! YDI

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You can teach her how to be better, you know...

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deaddonkey 15

You are so lucky. All she needs is practice and pointers. Then you get a girl that loves blow jobs and IS good at them.

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Zarquon 1

Ok, so BJ's aren't great. Is she better when she goes deeper? Note: The gag reflex can be almost COMPLETELY ELIMINATED, by squeezing a thumb in its fist. Before you thumb, try this.

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jgriff79 23

Quit bitching OP, a least your getting head. The worst I ever got still felt great!

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skullofdarkness 18

I feel ya bro... My girlfriend seems to enjoy ****-biting.... I, on the other hand, am not so fond of this tendency of hers…

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ripjohnlennon 5

This is like being in south Africa and bitching about having slow Internet. At least you have Internet, or in your case an awesome girlfriend.

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