Double-edged sword

By Janitoro - 23/11/2012 01:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 422
You deserved it 9 211
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

LiyIa_fml 8

Practice makes perfect?

507 7
RoboCunnilingus 23

On the bright side, at least she isn't giving them to someone else.

263 3

Comments

gman90210 18

Your life is not FML as she can get better and you won't be complaint then.

0 0
escobar07 10

Arnt there ******** classes for that?

0 0
panda_lou 11

You're only as good as your teacher. Stop complaining how much she does it wrong and teach her to do it right. Perhaps her last boyfriend liked it that way. Ever think of that?

0 0
Zehla 7

If her prowess at BJ's is that big a concern for you, I am sure your relationship must be loving and unconditional...T.T honestly I get why guys love sex, but making it the entire relationship is so crass.

0 0
livelovemusic22 3

Teach her :) she'll get better and it will all be worth it.

0 0
nellnray 5

oh well she tries lol

0 0
HeartOfLead 24

Don't be such a stiffler Op, I hope you understand that a girl like that is hard to come by.

1 0
webshammo 8

Well, yes. He said she was bad at them. Making them hard to come by.

0 0
iwadasn 32

Ladies and gentlemen, the worst boyfriend ever.

1 0
sp00ky_fml 5

Couldn't agree more. Another ass who expects his woman to be adept at everything from Day 1. Ever heard of mutual learning experiences?

1 0